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Dammit Demotivational Poster


GROWING OLD - Sometimes I look back on my life and I think...um...I think...crap. Nevermind. I forgot already.


TAGS: almost forgot about motifake dammit
Rating: 4.86/5

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pzykosiz - July 23, 2010, 1:21 am
when did LD get back?
Cubbybear - July 23, 2010, 12:47 am
My OG (original Greybeard) brother lives.You haven't loss your touch either,5 welcome home poodles
rerun - July 22, 2010, 7:54 pm

wallabies? They selling them at costco now? I like mine with a honey-lemon glaze
Sean - July 22, 2010, 7:39 pm
Oh, what a beatiful post- uhm, what was my and/or your point again? Oh yeah! Asparigus. I won't let that in the house. It ain't right. Scares the cats and/or wallabies.
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 6:32 pm
LOL! Yes... my reports indicate you did.
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 6:29 pm
Ditto aggy! Always nice to see one of the OG's come bacl and share a piece of his wisdom with us. 5L, well at least i think i gave it that?
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 6:21 pm
Welcome back, great one!!!


GOD DAMMIT - After all the God damn shitty posts, you're goddamn lucky you can log on to this site, God dammit!


TAGS: not another teen movie coach goddammit knee drop owned
Rating: 2.47/5

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Treehodger - March 18, 2010, 4:51 am
Don't get pissed at me fo- oh wait, that one was not for me. Carry on.


IN - CRINGE - MENT - The act of looking out the back door to see how the children are doing. Usually followed by HOLY @#$%!!!


TAGS: quit having all that fun dammit
Rating: 4.47/5

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SteveFurlong - April 1, 2012, 10:05 pm
I think I'd be ok with it, if the legs are firmly embedded in the ground and there were a good seatbelt so the kid couldn't possibly fall off (which there isn't now). Then swing away. And, er, don't stand underneath in case of puke.
Feasibly - April 1, 2012, 9:59 pm
The thought of smacking them in the head is disturbing and idiotic in itself. I'd feel more inclined to disassemble the swing instead.
SteveFurlong - April 1, 2012, 8:44 pm
Yikes! The parent in me wants to run up and grab idiot number 1 before she falls on her head, then smack all three in the head for being idiots.
Faceplant31 - May 18, 2010, 5:16 pm
Love it!


RUSSIA INVADES -


TAGS: sarah palin was right dammit
Rating: 4.89/5

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LikeNoneOther - July 11, 2011, 11:07 am
btw tht actually reads "yatsssid iivddes" xD
Reality Lord - July 8, 2011, 11:41 pm

and yo hester....nice meeting you. lets hope the next time is on better terms right.
Reality Lord - July 8, 2011, 11:40 pm

its funny because alaska is right beside all of this and if you think sarah palin will put up with russians walking all over her snow...well...we'll just see about that. God bless America.
ICEMAN - July 8, 2011, 11:13 pm
Its funny because The Canuckians will smother the Ruskies in gravy & cheese curd. 5 servings of poutine.
gufbal - July 8, 2011, 11:09 pm
its funny cause candians will kick the crap out of the russians, and then recycle the sub in detroit to get more beer money.
hesterXtheXjester - July 8, 2011, 2:27 pm
ha ha ha it's funny cause canada sucks


WUSSIFICATION -


TAGS: its preachy by dammit they pulled this crap on me too wait here ill go get my bowling trophy
Rating: 3.67/5

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Sean - November 24, 2009, 11:51 am
Glenn Beck, recently: "When we refuse to allow our children to receive a trophy for participation, we are on the road to restoring the meaning of merit in our Republic." Crap ... I'm now a douche. Gonna have to get some of them magic underwears.


LUCK - If it wasn't for BAD LUCK I wouldn't have any luck at all.


TAGS: luck assignment yeah right i got luck in freaking spades dammit
Rating: 4.17/5

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phydeaux - April 4, 2010, 12:48 am
Or perhaps you underestimate the amsome power of my terrible luck.
rerun - April 3, 2010, 10:46 pm

I would think the spare tire was under the coffin in the vehicle
Fozzwad - April 3, 2010, 10:42 pm
The jack could handle that massive hearse, but not the extra weight of a coffin and body?


ORPHANS -


TAGS: dammit stop saying hello to my little friend
Rating: 3.06/5

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Sean - October 14, 2009, 12:05 am
I'd just like to go on record at this time as saying that I am not, per se, anti-orphan. But I do think that the Menendez brothers went a little too far. That's all. Please. No more hate mail.


REGRET - The gift that keeps on giving.




Who’s a good doggie? Yes you are, oh yes you are -




TODAY'S HOROSCOPE -




GONNA GET YER NOSE -




DREAM WOMAN -




DAMN IT, GUYS! - This is why we can never have anything nice!


TAGS: dammit
Rating: 3.71/5

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HAPPINESS -


TAGS: thanks again dammit
Rating: 3.42/5

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spacedog - December 14, 2009, 8:09 pm
LOL. Mr.M could you just mark that poster of mine in the queue as unfunny? PLSTHXBYE
spacedog - October 3, 2009, 9:02 pm
And AK was on very early this morning.
rerun - October 3, 2009, 8:53 pm

Isn't Motifake the super secret 13th step?
Sean - October 3, 2009, 8:53 pm
What happened? Your soul grabbed you by the arm and walked you to the door ... and then to the door of the pub down the street?
rerun - October 3, 2009, 8:53 pm

Isn't Motifake the super secret 13th step?
agdaniele - October 3, 2009, 8:50 pm
Actually, that is exactly what happened when they dragged me in to AA.
Sean - October 3, 2009, 8:47 pm
Plausible denial ... way to work it, dude.
Sean - October 3, 2009, 8:46 pm
Nice, spacedog. That makes it even better. I didn't pick up on that.
spacedog - October 3, 2009, 8:43 pm
Heh, this wasn't targeting you agdaniele...intentionally anyway.
agdaniele - October 3, 2009, 8:33 pm
And yet, I'm still approved far too often!
MO - October 3, 2009, 7:35 pm
NICE.....I loooove men at work! Erm...the group.
Sean - October 3, 2009, 7:28 pm
He said in the forums that he'd be gone for a week. I just a**umeed that it was one of those Aussie "walk-about" thingys. Which, I'm led to believe, involves re-enacting the lyrics of various MEN AT WORK songs. But just their hits. No B-sides.
MO - October 3, 2009, 7:25 pm
Speaking of modatadders.....where oh where did AK go? Been a few weeks....and 5 on the poster space!
Sean - October 3, 2009, 7:20 pm
Nice poster. And not suck-uppy at all. That's hard to do.
Derek - October 3, 2009, 7:16 pm
- provided that's different from censorship
Treehodger - October 3, 2009, 6:46 pm
1984. That is all.


WHAT WAS THAT -




COMPLIMENTS -


TAGS: and then my alarm clock went off dammit
Rating: 2.93/5

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BriaHere - June 18, 2009, 6:40 pm
SURPRISE! b*** Secks..


TAUNTING LIBERALS -


TAGS: dammit thats the third pink birdie today
Rating: 2.74/5

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Mark - May 13, 2009, 8:31 pm
It all balances out in the end. HAHA drops by and says, "Liberals are pussies!!!" Someone else will pop in and scream "Conservative Republicans are Nazis!!!" And the moderates get to sit back and laugh at both sides. It's kinda like electronic graffiti
Haarakkon - May 13, 2009, 8:13 pm
Oh, I realize that. I think of myself as a moderate - though with admittedly liberal tendencies. It just seems to me that this is exactly the kind of conservative that the left stereotypes when they refer to the right as unthinking Rush followers.
Mark - May 13, 2009, 8:02 pm
I think that HAHA just isn't privy to the joke here. This poster is a product of Sean's very warped and imaginative sense of humor and is based on his (and my) comments under Airman's poster entitled "Hello Acme?"
Haarakkon - May 13, 2009, 7:57 pm
You do realize, HaHa, that your insightful comments only serve to advance the liberal cause, don't you?
HAHA - May 13, 2009, 7:45 pm
Liberals are pussies!!!!!!!!!!
Haarakkon - May 13, 2009, 6:55 pm
Pink shuttle****s and bald eagles. Amsome.
Mark - May 13, 2009, 6:20 pm
This is just terrific...my visits to MotiFake are becoming fewer and farther between and what's the first thing I see when I drop in? Just for the record, I never claimed to be mature, just old. I gotta give ya a 5 Sean. How do ya come up with this ****?
moooooooooooooooo - May 13, 2009, 6:12 pm
Good one Sean. Possibly the best ever.


SUSHI - Now available with duck and rodent! Only the freshest will do!


TAGS: theres a rat in there dammit
Rating: 2.68/5

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Ally M - July 2, 2009, 1:08 pm
That's not duck! That's fresh water eel. It's really good. Try it!
LogicDude - February 3, 2009, 7:53 am
Lower right (grilled)...sorry, we remove the feet and bill...they get too gummy.


Dammit Jim -


TAGS: star trek dammit jim shallow bay shall obey motifake calendar daily theme may 2015
Rating: 4.75/5

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mizzdizz - May 23, 2015, 6:55 am
LOL! That's GREAT, Silvy! 5L! ROTFL!


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